So, Harrison is my stand partner in Band class. (Trumpets)

Everyone says we act like an old married couple. Actually, people say that about me and a bunch of other guys… Anyways, the girl in front of us always ask if we are going out. We aren’t, so we say no. She never believes us.

So I have decided that next time she asks, I will say that we are. That he asked me out on Friday October 16th, a little over two weeks ago. (He and his girlfriend broke up a little over three weeks ago.) He will most likely be going “What the heck?” and deny it, but I know she will believe me.

After that class, I will explain to him that the next day I can simply say I broke up with him. Satisfying the people who say we should go out. (As in, they believed we tried going out.)

The best part? I would say I broke up with him because he wouldn’t stop denying that we were going out.

(Of course, I probably will/might end up telling him the plan beforehand. But I don’t know if he will go along with it. And if he does, then it might not be as convincing. And I wouldn’t have a reason to “break up with him”, because it would be harder for him to deny it as vehemently.)