A BEST FRIEND/SOMEONE TO LOVE

I want a best friend. Not just someone who I can talk to sometimes; someone who will ALWAYS be there for me. You can be tall or short, fat or skinny. I don’t care, as long as:

• You won’t get fed up with my depressingness and lonelyness, as long as I put up with yours.
• You will stay up late talking to, typing to, or texting me when I am lonely and don’t want you to leave. (And I’ll do the same for you.)
• You’ll do favors for me back, and not take advantage of my kindness.
• You’ll ask me questions about my problems, and actually care. (And I will care for you.)
• If you can’t help me when I need you, you’ll make an effort to be there, or find someone else to comfort me until you can. Instead of just leaving me alone. (I’ll do the same.)
• You will pay attention to my actions and songs, and notice when I am mad, sad, etc. (Again, I’ll do the same.)

For somebody to love, I’d also like:

• A guy.
• Someone who - when I say my hands are cold - will say that they wouldn’t be if they were entwined with his, and takes them in his.
• Someone who will hold me close when I am sad. Not just give me a little hug; actually hold me close to him.
• Someone who is kind and considerate, but can also be at least a bit mischievous.

Is this too much to ask for?

(Probably.)